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SaltyWet
06/21/17 9:24:03 PM
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Would you rather have $4000 or an elephant?


Would you rather have $4000 or an elephant?
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MabusIncarnate
06/21/17 9:24:22 PM
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I'd name him Stampey
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BilalPowell
06/21/17 9:25:02 PM
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The money. It doesnt take up as much space and you don't have to feed it.
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chill02
06/21/17 9:25:08 PM
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where's my elephant?
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AnimeGokuIAM
06/21/17 9:26:10 PM
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Illuminoius
06/21/17 9:26:37 PM
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an elephant sounds hilarious but there's no way i'd be able to feed it or take care of it in the middle of nowhere
money is better
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solosnake
06/21/17 9:26:52 PM
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youd end up spending a lot more than 4k on the elephant to keep it alive, so ill take the money
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King Rial
06/21/17 9:28:58 PM
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Depends on how much I can sell an Elephant for.
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Shotgunnova
06/21/17 9:29:43 PM
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Bestow $4K unto me, comrade.
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BilalPowell
06/21/17 9:29:44 PM
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solosnake posted...
youd end up spending a lot more than 4k on the elephant to keep it alive, so ill take the money

What if you just want it as food? Would it cost $4000 to buy as much meat as an elephant weighs?
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SaltyWet
06/21/17 9:30:00 PM
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You may not profit off the elephant.
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DarkChozoGhost
06/21/17 9:37:30 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
You may not profit off the elephant.

No deal then.

Unless I get a lifetime supply (elephant's lifetime) of free elephant food
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Malfurion
06/21/17 9:38:05 PM
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Elephant turd makes for some strong fertilizer for my organic vege garden.
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Touch
06/21/17 9:40:12 PM
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But what if someone steals my elephant so I have to learn muay thai and double flying knee bitches in the neck
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Duncanwii
06/21/17 9:40:13 PM
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Can I breed the elephant with a pig?

why did Butters have an elephant to begin with?
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WilliamPorygon
06/21/17 9:45:43 PM
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With the $4,000 I'd be a millionaire!
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slothica
06/21/17 9:47:26 PM
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$4000 dollars.

Where the fuck am I going to put an elephant?
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King Rial
06/22/17 12:34:35 AM
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SaltyWet posted...
You may not profit off the elephant.

Well, then. In the immortal words of @Shotgunnova, bestow $4K unto me, comrade.
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