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SuperTatortots 06/06/17 12:30:57 PM #1: |
A serial killer just broke into your home and plans to kill you. He is guaranteed to use a melee weapon of some kind and has a huge amount of experience with it.
That object you have is your only defense against him. How fucked are you? --- Taters gonna tate || TRIGGER WARNING POTATO GOODNESS http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7wku3Ei081qaso2so1_500.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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soulunison2 06/06/17 12:32:08 PM #2: |
not much, my kitchen is small and I'm proficient Gracie Jiu Jitsu and are about to test for BBS1 in the combatatives program - I've got jiu jitsu tournament experience so I'm convinced I can disarm him and choke him ouy
I can jab him with this glass of water ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Feathery 06/06/17 12:33:29 PM #3: |
A cup of hot coffee. Hopefully I get him in the eyes.
So probably dead. --- Kraw! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mikablu 06/06/17 12:33:46 PM #4: |
C4
No blasting cap, though. I might be able to do something with this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ToonLinkWithGun 06/06/17 12:34:10 PM #5: |
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Melonfarms 06/06/17 12:34:36 PM #6: |
I have a drink from my lunch. He'll be too covered in Mr. Pibb to think about killing.
Other than that, various office supplies because I am at work and not home. --- PSN: obsurdrandom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 06/06/17 12:35:02 PM #7: |
I'm pretty safe, actually, as the serial killer is more than 20 miles away.
Good thing though because this mechanical pencil would not have helped much. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Feathery 06/06/17 12:36:24 PM #8: |
DevsBro posted...
And I assume you're no John Wick. --- Kraw! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BipBapBam 06/06/17 12:37:25 PM #9: |
A napkin.
... lmao I guess I could offer to clean his shoes and hope he lets me live. --- Cowboy Bip Bop ... Copied to Clipboard!
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averagejoel 06/06/17 12:38:44 PM #10: |
a pocketknife
nice knowing y'all --- peanut butter and dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CapnMuffin 06/06/17 12:38:51 PM #11: |
A baby bib.
... I'm f'd --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 | NNID : CapnMuffin | XBGT : Capn Muffin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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