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Master Kazuya
06/02/17 1:40:16 PM
#1:


-i am an extroverted introvert
-i love to laugh, hanging out with friends, binge watching netflix, and going on spontaneous adventures
-i am shy at first but i open up once you get to know me
-i listen to pretty much any kind of music, or what my mood is
-im not really sure what to put here...
-im not looking for a hookup
-i like someone that can make me laugh
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Returning_CEmen
06/02/17 1:46:26 PM
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- I want to travel the world
- I am fluent in sarcasm
- I am family oriented
- I am an animal lover
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voldothegr8
06/02/17 1:51:02 PM
#3:


1sWv1dO
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Valege
06/02/17 1:51:08 PM
#4:


I hate drama!
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Master Kazuya
06/02/17 1:59:12 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
- I am fluent in sarcasm

Valege posted...
I hate drama!


I can't believe I forgot these.
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/02/17 2:08:57 PM
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Their personality type, it means nothing.
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Forlorn_Ass
06/02/17 2:09:44 PM
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Proud single mom of 43 kids!! They are my world!!
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ReignFury
06/02/17 2:20:37 PM
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Valege posted...
I hate drama!


AVOID
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Returning_CEmen
06/02/17 4:12:52 PM
#9:


- I don't have time to play games
- Don't contact me unless you have your shit together
- Please message me with something more creative than "hey"
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/02/17 5:22:08 PM
#10:


Also, the ones that have kids, talk about their ex being an asshole, have a shit job but want you to be successful
and want marriage right away.
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clearaflagrantj
06/02/17 5:25:09 PM
#11:


"If you're not taller than 6' don't bother"
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ASithLord7
06/02/17 5:25:44 PM
#12:


Pretty accurate.
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Twin3Turbo
06/02/17 5:26:30 PM
#13:


Returning_CEmen posted...
- Please message me with something more creative than "hey"


This is the one that's most hilarious to me, because very often if you put in more effort than "hey", they themselves don't put in much more effort than "hey".
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averagejoel
06/02/17 5:28:52 PM
#14:


"a Pam looking for her Jim"
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emblem boy
06/02/17 5:32:02 PM
#15:


What are the stereotypical male profiles
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/02/17 5:33:29 PM
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Forlorn_Ass posted...
Proud single mom of 43 kids!! They are my world!!


Haha. This.
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ssj-kenobi
06/02/17 5:33:54 PM
#17:


real talk why don't many women have hobbies besides traveling and being a foodie?
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Ascoltare
06/02/17 5:34:31 PM
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"I probably like the dog in your picture more than you"
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KiwiTerraRizing
06/02/17 5:34:41 PM
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emblem boy posted...
What are the stereotypical male profiles


Men keep it vague so that more women talk to them and then try to bang them.
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ASithLord7
06/02/17 5:44:09 PM
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ssj-kenobi posted...
real talk why don't many women have hobbies besides traveling and being a foodie?

Why dont you have hobbies besides getting banned for racist shitposting on video game forums?
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Master Kazuya
06/03/17 3:12:58 AM
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emblem boy posted...
What are the stereotypical male profiles


-chill, laid back, easy going

That's probably the most common thing.

Returning_CEmen posted...
- Please message me with something more creative than "hey"


Ah, the classic.
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AcFan87
06/03/17 3:16:00 AM
#22:


Master Kazuya posted...
-i am an extroverted introvert
-i love to laugh, hanging out with friends, binge watching netflix, and going on spontaneous adventures
-i am shy at first but i open up once you get to know me
-i listen to pretty much any kind of music, or what my mood is
-im not really sure what to put here...
-im not looking for a hookup
-i like someone that can make me laugh

You forgot
I like doing an unhealthy amount of outdoor activities, also yoga!
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Haldol
06/03/17 3:16:33 AM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
Returning_CEmen posted...
- Please message me with something more creative than "hey"


This is the one that's most hilarious to me, because very often if you put in more effort than "hey", they themselves don't put in much more effort than "hey".

This
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Kanaya413
06/03/17 3:16:59 AM
#24:


- I'm a furry
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Kanaya413
06/03/17 3:17:51 AM
#25:


ASithLord7 posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
real talk why don't many women have hobbies besides traveling and being a foodie?

Why dont you have hobbies besides getting banned for racist shitposting on video game forums?

Lmao
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SoIidLegacy
06/03/17 3:24:55 AM
#26:


- I like good food.

*swipes left*
Fuck you, I only like shitty food.
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stoltenberg11
06/03/17 4:22:36 AM
#27:


someone on ce needs to make a profile that's the exact opposite of that and post their results
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Howl
06/03/17 4:30:15 AM
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-likes hiking

Seriously? How many times have you really gone hiking in your life? Twice, maybe?
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AcFan87
06/03/17 4:43:22 AM
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Howl posted...
-likes hiking

Seriously? How many times have you really gone hiking in your life? Twice, maybe?

I hate that and "likes outdoor activities"
How can you like hiking and outdoor activities if "work takes up most of your free time?"
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