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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 2:28:40 PM
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you only see them for like a cumulative 10 seconds in a 13 minute video? That's super annoying >_>

Only thing that's worse is putting "busty chick" in your video title and then the whole vid is POV doggy and you don't even see the boobs at all the entire time.


Nah mean, CE?
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 2:45:39 PM
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Guess CE has shit taste
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eston
05/11/17 2:47:49 PM
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POV doggy is kind of annoying anyway, I mean if I'm watching porn I'd like to see more than some chick's asshole for 10 minutes
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 2:57:08 PM
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Yeah, it's so boring after a minute
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legendarylemur
05/11/17 2:59:14 PM
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Yeah I'm not a fan most the back angle in any porno. Fuck that, I wanna see her front, or at least keep the fucking camera on her ass.

I also usually don't wanna see their face. Not gonna lie man but sex faces have never appealed to me. It's just them doing their best frowning fish impression
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weapon_d00d816
05/11/17 3:11:52 PM
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I hate when the chick has an incredible ass and they go doggy but the camera guy is fixated on giving you that three-quarters shot from below instead of being able to see more than just a thigh. Then he brings it up top so you can actually see her ass and that's when they change positions.

Or when she's wearing a sexy outfit and just strips down fully nude before doing anything so it turns into every other generic video.
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halomonkey1_3_5
05/11/17 3:17:12 PM
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eston posted...
POV doggy is kind of annoying anyway, I mean if I'm watching porn I'd like to see more than some chick's asshole for 10 minutes

Speak for yourself
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MakoReizei
05/11/17 3:31:00 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Or when she's wearing a sexy outfit and just strips down fully nude before doing anything so it turns into every other generic video.

what? I hate when they don't get fully naked and only have their shirt up or some shit.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 3:32:03 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Or when she's wearing a sexy outfit and just strips down fully nude before doing anything so it turns into every other generic video.

what? I hate when they don't get fully naked and only have their shirt up or some shit.

Same >_>
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 4:10:02 PM
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But I guess some context >_>, the video is an amateur vid where this chick has rockin titties, but basically the entire time the dude is blocking the view. They make out for a few minutes and then he takes the bra off, but he's blocking the camera during it, then they go straight to missionary but again he's blocking the view again. Finally 2/3rds through they cowgirl and you see them for like 5 seconds, but then he puts his grubby hands over them and blocks everything the entire time afterwards. Then they go right back to missionary with no view again, then you finally get to see the boobs again when she gets up to go to the bathroom to wash up for another 5 seconds.

So like it's a 13 minute vid and the woman's breasts are gorgeous, but you only get a good look at them twice the entire vid at 5 seconds each. And Im pretty sure this is the only vid with her. It sucks >_> Peeps need to take filmography and staging lessons or something
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 5:58:58 PM
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Nah mean?
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Blue_Inigo
05/11/17 6:00:10 PM
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eston posted...
I mean if I'm watching porn I'd like to see more than some chick's asshole for 10 minutes

What the fuck is wrong with you? Thats great!
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Questionmarktarius
05/11/17 6:01:10 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
eston posted...
I mean if I'm watching porn I'd like to see more than some chick's asshole for 10 minutes

What the fuck is wrong with you? Thats great!

Unfortunately, the advent of HD has turned it into count-the-hemorrhoids.
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 6:20:31 PM
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dats y boobs > ass
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 8:34:54 PM
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No one is going to comment on my porn story? smh
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Touya999
05/11/17 8:44:31 PM
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ViewtifulGrave
05/11/17 8:45:53 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
eston posted...
I mean if I'm watching porn I'd like to see more than some chick's asshole for 10 minutes

What the fuck is wrong with you? Thats great!

Unfortunately, the advent of HD has turned it into count-the-hemorrhoids.

WTF are watching?
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aki_sora
05/11/17 9:07:23 PM
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aki_sora
05/11/17 9:07:30 PM
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GenGrievous03
05/11/17 9:10:10 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Yeah I'm not a fan most the back angle in any porno. Fuck that, I wanna see her front, or at least keep the fucking camera on her ass.

I also usually don't wanna see their face. Not gonna lie man but sex faces have never appealed to me. It's just them doing their best frowning fish impression


Blasphemy. I think seeing their faces is almost the best part. I love seeing how they move their lips and react while getting the D at various speeds.
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thronedfire2
05/11/17 9:10:35 PM
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
Guess CE has shit taste


or we're just way better at finding porn than you
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legendarylemur
05/11/17 9:17:20 PM
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GenGrievous03 posted...
legendarylemur posted...
Yeah I'm not a fan most the back angle in any porno. Fuck that, I wanna see her front, or at least keep the fucking camera on her ass.

I also usually don't wanna see their face. Not gonna lie man but sex faces have never appealed to me. It's just them doing their best frowning fish impression


Blasphemy. I think seeing their faces is almost the best part. I love seeing how they move their lips and react while getting the D at various speeds.

That's probably just my preference. I still think sex faces are silly
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SoraOwnsOctopus
05/11/17 9:19:27 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
SoraOwnsOctopus posted...
Guess CE has shit taste


or we're just way better at finding porn than you

It's more like I'm lamenting the potential of some quality boobies.

Like how Mass Effect Andromeda could've been a 10/10 game, but they obviously did a sloppy job and it was kind of crappy.


Basically the same thing with this porno >_> Could've had a great porno, but lack of good camerawork and positioning fucked it up smh
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SSJGrimReaper
05/11/17 9:25:46 PM
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better that than the camera angle that zooms in on the guy's ass for no reason
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