Current Events > Must kill Moe... WEEEEEE... must kill Moe... WEEEEEE... (Best Simpsons moments)

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ninjarobot_22
04/14/17 1:07:53 PM
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chill02
04/14/17 1:09:21 PM
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Urge... to... kill... rising
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ninjarobot_22
04/14/17 1:14:05 PM
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I didn't even give you my coat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1la8E6D3_M0
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chill02
04/14/17 1:21:18 PM
#4:


Nobody ever says Italy
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treewojima
04/14/17 1:24:57 PM
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I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missoura!
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chill02
04/14/17 1:26:45 PM
#6:


So you say Batista's gone?
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ninjarobot_22
04/15/17 1:23:38 AM
#7:


"I'm not wearing a tie at all."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-SuNsdbnfc
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Hash-Brown
04/15/17 1:25:51 AM
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When a girl says nothing is wrong, everything is wrong.
When a girl says everything is wrong, EVERYTHING is wrong.
And when a girl something isn't funny you better not laugh your ass off.
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Medussa
04/15/17 1:35:46 AM
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It's an illusion... *waves fingers*

literally can't find a clip of it anywhere else:

12:50~12:55 (for those who can watch it)
http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/300903491898

I'd love it if someone could rip it for me <3
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/15/17 1:51:25 AM
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Lisa: Push the gray brick in the back of the fireplace.
Homer: Sweet freedom, here I c-- OW!
Lisa: Put out the fire first...

Mr. Burns: Cause of parents death: Got in my way.

Simpsons family: Ahhhh! Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob: DOCTOR- Sideshow Bob.
Homer: Real doctor or PhD?
Sideshow Bob: PhD...

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Rainier Wolfcastle: That is some outfit Scoei. It makes you look like a homosexual.
Crowd: Boooooo!
Wolfcastle: Maybe you all are homosexuals too!
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ninjarobot_22
04/16/17 12:12:03 PM
#11:


He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

I can siiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggggggggggg!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1m90YSpA
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I4NRulez
04/16/17 12:14:28 PM
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ninjarobot_22 posted...
He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

I can siiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggggggggggg!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1m90YSpA


this is my favorite simpsons moment of all time.

I hate every chimp i see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee
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The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench.
Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/17/17 3:35:33 AM
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Lenny: There's something in our house!
Moe: Let's put a pickaxe in its brain!
Lenny: You're in marketing; why do you even bring an axe?
Moe: If you were in marketing you'd know.
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UnfairRepresent
04/17/17 3:43:34 AM
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Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
Kang: (as Dole) It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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Airhammy
04/17/17 3:48:35 AM
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Delirious_Beard
04/17/17 4:14:20 AM
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NiNE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS?

TOBIAS!
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Airhammy
04/17/17 4:24:39 AM
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Marge: I'll just have a coffee.
Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No no, coffee.
Bartender: Beer?
Marge: Coff-ee
Bartender: Be-er
Marge: C-O
Bartender: B-E
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gunplagirl
04/17/17 4:33:43 AM
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We're here
We're queer
We don't want any more bears
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ninjarobot_22
04/18/17 3:19:28 PM
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My eyes! The googles they do nothing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkaBT-u7qn8
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Robert_T_Pooner
04/18/17 3:21:11 PM
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CrimsonWaffle
04/18/17 4:06:03 PM
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Look, boy, now I'm in Australia... *hops over the line* Now I'm in America...Australia! America!
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chill02
04/18/17 4:18:46 PM
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CrimsonWaffle posted...
Look, boy, now I'm in Australia... *hops over the line* Now I'm in America...Australia! America!


*punches*

In America we don't tolerate that kind of crap, sir
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CrimsonWaffle
04/18/17 10:37:26 PM
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Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of Parliament.

*yells out window*

Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you.
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DoctorVader
04/18/17 10:42:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBOvfN2Y4oo


I4NRulez posted...
ninjarobot_22 posted...
He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

He can talk!

I can siiiiiiinnnnnggggggggggggggggggg!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1m90YSpA


this is my favorite simpsons moment of all time.

I hate every chimp i see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee

Same here.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/18/17 11:08:47 PM
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Lisa: Dad, you're driving on an ancient Roman aqueduct!
Homer: What am I supposed to use it for? Transporting water to distant urban centers?

Flanders: That's quite a thingamajigsaw. But...it looks like you're missing a piece.
Homer: Looks like you're missing a WIFE!

Police officer: No listening! You hear me?
Homer: Uh...No?

Homer: It's working! And you said it would never work.
Duffman: No, I said Duffman will do what you want! Stop kicking and punching Duffman!

Marge: All my husband did was try to help a lost couple find their way! Does he really deserve to be strung up for that?
Duffman: *Makes the scoreboard say "Yes he does!"*
Marge: Cut that out!
Duffman: Duffman gives the people what they want!
Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
Duffman: THREE Duffmen are working the game tonight! Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!

H.K Duff: It's such a beautiful day...Where's the crowd?
Duffman: Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!
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CrimsonWaffle
04/18/17 11:17:41 PM
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Anchorman: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Homer: HEY! That's a half-truth!
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fireball2020
04/18/17 11:30:03 PM
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Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up
Yes, that's what we wanted you to think!
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Lord_Theruss
04/18/17 11:50:22 PM
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Gravityfare
04/18/17 11:53:14 PM
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You're all wrong. The best single-line in the entire show:

Stupid babies need the MOST attention!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A880UBloIdY

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Gravityfare
04/18/17 11:54:10 PM
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LMAO. It gets me everytime.

"oh my LORD!"
"Stupid babies need the MOST attention!"
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sktgamer_13dude
04/18/17 11:55:01 PM
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Gravityfare
04/18/17 11:55:04 PM
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Also from the same episode:

"We're taking you to...a FOSTER HOOOOOME!"

*One house over to Flanders*

"Hi diddly doodly neglect-torinos"


Also same episode:

"Todd smells? Oh...I already knew that."
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/18/17 11:58:02 PM
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Homer: English side ruined...must use French instructions! "Le grill?" What the hell is that?
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Gravityfare
04/18/17 11:58:18 PM
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Okay...think Homer, Think...in order to find Flanders...I must think like Flanders!

My name is Ned Flanders. I'm a big 4-eyed lame-o. I wear the same stupid sweater everyday and I--

SPRINGFIELD RIVER!
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Swagnificent119
04/19/17 12:04:59 AM
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ninjarobot_22
04/19/17 12:36:05 AM
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*on the phone*

Cayman Islands Bank Manager: I'm sorry, I can't disclose any information about that customer's secret, illegal account.

*hangs up*

Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer...

Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret...

Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!

Ah, it's too hot today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpjX4q5ZWQc
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gguirao
04/19/17 2:21:17 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrKmo0YAZEo

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CrimsonWaffle
04/20/17 1:32:35 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRjct6ZlYE8

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ninjarobot_22
04/20/17 11:23:08 PM
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gguirao
04/22/17 5:56:25 PM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
Homer: English side ruined...must use French instructions! "Le grill?" What the hell is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4FjJ9tH5HY

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The Great Muta 22
04/22/17 6:06:29 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgs9FRD25M


"Dad why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
"I don't knowwwww"
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P01ntyDmonspank
04/22/17 6:08:19 PM
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"Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon!"

"That's not how I remember it!"



I love that joke, which I think makes me a humour snob
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The Great Muta 22
04/22/17 6:15:04 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4bbocBQ_0s


Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
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masterpug53
04/22/17 6:16:16 PM
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'I used to be 'with it.' Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it,' and what is 'it' seems weird and scary. And it'll happen to you too...'
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The Great Muta 22
04/22/17 6:19:09 PM
#48:


masterpug53 posted...
'I used to be 'with it.' Then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm 'with' isn't 'it,' and what is 'it' seems weird and scary. And it'll happen to you too...'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY
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Ashtanga95
04/22/17 6:24:04 PM
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Moe to Waiter : Bring us your finest food, stuffed with your second-finest.
Waiter : Very well, the lobster stuffed with tacos.
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The Great Muta 22
04/22/17 6:33:55 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwwJnJPs8A


"When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job, and problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away

At Flaming Moes(lets all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug, can warm you like a hug
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away"
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nayr626
04/22/17 6:34:13 PM
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"We are not talking about love here Edna, we are talking about S-E-X- in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"

"SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down".
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The Great Muta 22
04/22/17 6:41:35 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DboyiioRWXo


"Your turn Bart"
"WooooAhhh that's good Squishy! Uhhhhhh"
"What's it like Bart? Bart? Bart?"
"GIVE ME THAT!"
"OKAY WE'RE YOUNG, RICH, AND FULL OF SUGAR! WHAT DO WE DO!?"
"LETS GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!"
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ninjarobot_22
04/22/17 6:51:59 PM
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Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?!

Skinner: Aurora Borealis?

Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year?!? In this part of the country!? Localized entirely within your kitchen!?!

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: May I see it?

Skinner: Er, no.

Agnes: Seymour, the house is on fire!

Skinner: No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

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