Current Events > United Airlines is apparently seeking employees in my area.

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RchHomieQuanChi
04/12/17 4:28:45 PM
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I'm gonna apply so I can German Suplex passengers.
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GeneralZhao
04/12/17 4:29:20 PM
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Kirby
04/12/17 4:30:13 PM
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You should probably get a few disorderly conduct arrests on your record to beef up your resume.
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UnholyMudcrab
04/12/17 4:30:44 PM
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How many old men have you beaten up in your life? There are apparently some pretty strict qualifications, so I just wanted to make sure you aren't underqualified for the job.
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CableZL
04/12/17 4:30:45 PM
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Make sure you demonstrate the power of your wrestling moves on the people interviewing you.
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GSWarriors-
04/12/17 6:21:01 PM
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Make sure you tell them you hate Asians and you can karate kick people in the face on order. Say those two things and you automatically get the job even if you have a criminal past and committed serious crimes including murder.
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