Poll of the Day > Last time on Dragonball Z (3 word story)

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his new Volkswagen
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sayeth the Lord
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Chuck Testa. He
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ate a dick
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the size of

an icecream cone
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Story thus far...

Last time on Dragonball Z...

Bulma was stuck On planet Vegeta That's the end. with Shenrong's large dragon balls on top of her face! Trunks was Still drinking breast milk from a Got damn breast. Then suddenly Vegeta ripped a fart right in goku's mouth because he Is a dick. "My mouth tastes Like a mouth full of crap," Goku died again. King Kai vomited blue cotton candy All over Bacterian Then Krillin died Meanwhile ChiChi was eating a burrito that was cooked In krillin's ass using Freeza's special secret sexual technique. Popos pecking order became a disorder and made money Krillin Krillin Krillin but wait! It Will motorboat your Hairy butt cheeks Meanwhile on Planet Arlia, Nappa was Stroking it hard against what seemed Vegeta going, "rawr xD<33333" Goku teleported in and teabagged Nappa "over 9000!" yelled a triumphant Goku as he put his balls on which were inert They all came gallons of j*** over 9000 shots were scattered across Vegeta's tight a****** Bulma was upset and started drinking Meanwhile Son-Gohan was busy jerking off in the bushes When Mr. Popo showed his ass I just farted this is crazy I’m gonna pre! cum all over The inside of Videl’s tight booty suddenly this topic got very sexy as yoshi’s island burned to ash because Bowser forgot to turn off The goddamn oven “F*** me in my new Kart Piccolo’s purple pipes Hurt” said Bowser. The Question Box came out of Shenron’s massive dong. Its power level was well over the amount of yamcha’s power level Which was equal to one saibamen “F*** me in It was Tuesday.” said Piccolo Suddenly, Chichi's vagina Started bleeding profusely because of Krillin Used his Destructo I like pie said Krillian. Meanwhile frieza tore out Krillin's butt hole In his fanfic because he was Jealous that Yamcha Wolf Fang Fisted Bulma to death ina erotic manner overlooked by Vegeta for three seconds. Goku ate ass of a turkey that still lived and went "Gobble!" Gobble gobble gobble!!! the gobbling suddenly became a rusty High pitched moan when Goku died He was dead all the time He was dying Goku died.

...again...

Just like krillin They were deceased After they died roshi married chichi Huge Dragon Balls In her face That are inert And quite erotic even though they Really are inert but also shiny like Shenron's dong. Vegeta kissed Goku in the afterlife after both died From krillin's big wish for lingerie-wearing Fifty shades of green staring Piccolo started to undress Skin and bones Then he died of ass cancer. Caused by Gohan putting his penis In his own mothers pounded tuna Android 18's massive t*** grew bigger and began to lactate on the moon which Piccolo destroyed with inerted balls that he borrowed with tree fiddy zeni he got a big brown Shenrong's Massive Green dong of mass destruction hiding in iraq collaborating with ISIS and Elvis Presley "Frankly, I believe that I found a pubic hair in my soup It was delicious, needed more salt and a pinch of vaginal discharge.

In other news Krillin died again from eating soup Batman defeated Goku by dropping his Bat-Elbow on Goku's
that explodet with the force of one thousand suns Onto Bulma's face, drowning her in Goku's abundant semen and Dr. Dre said "Dont forget about rubbibg it in Batman's hairy chest then krillin died from semen overdose So perished Batkrillin. Brolly ate tacos but the tacos had inerted balls with no wishes broly yelled "kakarot!!!" And then farted. His wiener grew 3 sizes too big for his new Volkswagen sayeth the Lord Chuck Testa. He ate a dick the size of an icecream cone

with nuts and

sprinkles on top.
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It tasted like
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a white russian
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"MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm this is

fantastic, really fantastic
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with cheese danish
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Meanwhile on planet
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Crackers, Nappa was
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taking a nap.
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Vegeta got involved
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and fell asleep
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He awoke to
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the Mad Fapper
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charging his fap

Chichi stared lustily
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her Ovulating Orifice
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slathered in mayonnaise
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and making music
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like a Lobster.

with crab friends.

Meanwhile on planet

Jailbait, Pan thought
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of this burger
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that I stole
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from Broly's job
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at the Wendy's"
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drive through window
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on Saturday night."
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The end. But
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balls are inert
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and also round
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with alluring musk
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that attracts Saibamen
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and Goku's dog

, who really liked
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sniffing at people's

inert Dragon Balls
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, which were inert
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