Board 8 > $1,000,000 but you must wear a fursuit every Saturday for the rest of your life

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All day.

Do you accept?

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is it a sexy one at least?

I mean, does that even exist?

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You can choose it, but no loopholes like choosing to be a human and it must be a full fursuit.

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I already do this every Saturday so yes

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Shoot, Saturdays is my Taimanin outfit day.

Nah.

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Not my religion; could make so much more money on Sundays anyway; etc.

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Is there a specific reason for Saturday?

I would totally do this.

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er Saturdays

why are you people conspiring to book our entire weeks anyway

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I wouldn't do this. 14.28 percent of my life being uncomfortable for some cash, ha and not even that crazy impressive of a figure, no thank you sir.

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Is there a specific reason for Saturday?

The person offering it is kind enough to make you not need to fursuit on weekdays when you're more likely to work. But people like to do things on Saturdays. You must do everything on Saturdays in a fursuit. Family reunion? You're in a fursuit. Hanging out with friends? I hope they're furries, because you're in a fursuit. You get the idea.

You must wear it starting at midnight.

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Starting at midnight, psssh so it messes with Friday too. You can't buy me sir!

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if you change it from the time I wake up to the time I go to bed we have a deal

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$1mil?

Oh easily.

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No. 10 mil and I might consider it.

Can we choose a different fur suit if we get tired of the old one?

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You can change the fursuit, but you'll need to buy or make the new one yourself with your own money. You'll get a new fursuit that looks the same as the old one every 5 years for free.

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This is really a horrible deal.

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is it washing machine safe?

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am I able to have sex through the fursuit?

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I'm already a furry, so yes.

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Hell yes I'll wear a Tanooki suit for $1,000,000.

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is it washing machine safe?

It's not stated. It's up to you to try, but if it gets messed up in the washing machine you'll need to buy a new one or wear your messed up fursuit.

am I able to have sex through the fursuit?

Yes. Sounds kinky.

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I think yes. I would sell my soul to the furry gods for a million

Do I have to leave my house?

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No, but not because I don't like fursuits, but because I want to EARN my money.

so I gave to stay up til midnight Friday and Saturday to instantly put it on? No

If I just have to have it on outside the house I would consider it.

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deal. no questions asked. Everynight is Saturday when you have a million dollars

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am I able to have sex through the fursuit?
That's what they're designed for, obv.

I think if you had to wear it for a full 24 hours, you'd end up having heat stroke at some point.

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I'll try to get a job working as a mascot at a theme park part-time.

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I'll try to get a job working as a mascot at a theme park part-time.

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I don't think so. I'm 30 so I'd like to think I have at least 45 years left, which is roughly 2340 Saturdays. That's an awful lot of fursuitery. And most of you guys are younger so it would be even worse for you.

The biggest dealbreaker is that I'm pretty sure you can't drive while wearing a fursuit head. Lots of other things would be pretty difficult with those gloves on too, like you couldn't use any sort of multitouch devices. And just imagine how awful wiping would be, so you'd have to never poop on Saturdays.

EDIT: Come to think of it, can you even take the pants off to go to the bathroom?

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Do I have to leave my house?

No, you can stay in it.

I think if you had to wear it for a full 24 hours, you'd end up having heat stroke at some point.

Not if it is ventilated well enough!

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Is it at least a nice fursuit, or is it one of those raggedy ones that you see people wearing at children's birthday parties? I mean, could I at least pass it off as an eccentric, "Look at my kick-ass Taz outfit," or would it just be an embarrassing pull-over cloth with a zipper?

EDIT: Come to think of it, can you even take the pants off to go to the bathroom?

You can, and you can take off one of your hands too if you need to wipe.

And who says you can't drive with a fursuit head?

Is it at least a nice fursuit, or is it one of those raggedy ones that you see people wearing at children's birthday parties? I mean, could I at least pass it off as an eccentric, "Look at my kick-ass Taz outfit," or would it just be an embarrassing pull-over cloth with a zipper?

It's a decent fursuit. Not as extravagant as some people have made at Anthrocon, but it's not a super cheap one either.

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