I was at my local Subway and I ordered a Spicy Italian. Now I'm not big on pepperoni and salami, but I learned a neat trick back in high school. Get a sub that sucks and it's a riot.
The meat was as awful as usual, of course, but I was delighted to discover brown-tinted lettuce and cheese the consistency of I-don't-know-what. The mayonnaise was rancid and the bread was rock-solid but I didn't even toast the sandwich. The oregano was the color of pepper and the pepper tasted like a bad cigar.
Naturally, I chomped down without mercy. It was the most delicious thing I'd ever eaten.
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"Later..." <Toonami> <4/1/2012> <Never Forget> ~SCP~
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