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DnDer
04/23/24 2:50:18 AM
#37:


How did this juror pass voir dire?

PROSECUTOR: "Will you believe only the defendant's testimony as it comes from his mouth and not even his lawyer?"

JUROR:"Yes."

<everyone side-eyes the judge>

JUDGE: "The state thanks you for your service. You are dismissed. Please return to the pool downstairs."

What the actual fuck?

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