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TopicTrump Trials General Part 14: Dawn of the criminal trials
Heineken14
04/15/24 8:32:48 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
BREAKING: On April 15, 2024 at approximately 6:34 am EST, Trump "miraculously" trips and breaks his legs and is rushed into the ER. Will not be able to attend trial.

*later that day at a Donnie rally*

"Many people are saying I broke my legs. Didn't. Great legs. Great legs. People often come up to me, tears coming out of their face. Out of their ears. Tears from everywhere. They say. They say to me "Sir, your legs. How do you have such great legs? Nobody has ever seen legs as great as these. Crooked Hillary doesn't even have legs." It's true. It's true. Anyway, Crooked Barry. I call him Barry. Crooked Barry who I am running against for president, from stolen election..........

You get the idea.

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Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
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