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Topic	What are your unpopular gaming opinions?
FortuneCookie 04/12/24 1:02:46 AM #75:	Cranky Kong being "the original Donkey Kong" is disrespectful and makes no sense in the Mario canon. How is Mario the same age that he was in 1982 while Donkey Kong is two generations older? Is Nintendo going to reveal the official canon that Jumpman is Mario's grandfather and the current Pauline is the granddaughter of the one from Donkey Kong? Size fluctuations are a thing. Bowser is anywhere between two to four times Mario's size on the regular. When go-karting, they can be even closer in size. So I'm not going to get into that. But you never see Bowser as a child matched against adult Mario or adult Mario matched against old man Bowser. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:979865815] in What are y... [t:80743722]...</cite> <quote>Cranky Kong being "the original Donkey Kong" is disrespectful and makes no sense in the Mario canon.How is Mario the same age that he was in 1982 while Donkey Kong is two generations older? Is Nintendo going to reveal the official canon that Jumpman is Mario's grandfather and the current Pauline is the granddaughter of the one from Donkey Kong?Size fluctuations are a thing. Bowser is anywhere between two to four times Mario's size on the regular. When go-karting, they can be even closer in size. So I'm not going to get into that. But you never see Bowser as a child matched against adult Mario or adult Mario matched against old man Bowser.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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