Guys I saw a fight in the park last night. I was there about 7:20, ballin' like a champ, when I noticed this strange looking kid with underwear on his head by the pullup bars. He waved his arm around for a while making lightsaber noises, then climbed up into a tree and just sat there for like 30 minutes giggling to himself.
This other guy showed up around 8, and he noticed the kid in the tree, because the kid was only like, five feet off the ground. The guy said "I can see you," but the kid just yelled "No you can't, I used shadow tree hide-jutsu!" The guy seemed pretty concerned about the kid's well being, so he started to walk toward the tree. Suddenly, the kid yelled "Ninja surprise!" and just like, free fell out of the tree. Missed the guy by a mile. Again, it was only about five feet, but he just tipped over and plummeted face first to the ground. When he hit, he immediately started screaming, accusing the guy of "hurting his tum-tum." The guy tried to approach to help, but the kid just kept screaming at him.
Finally, the guy just shook his head and walked away, and the kid shrieked "I'll have the last laugh, I'll tell GameFAQs I won and they'll believe me because of my topic creation no jutsu!" At that point, things were too awkward, and the kid was still crying, so I took my ball and went home.
You think it has anything to do with this topic?
Accurate description; I was one of the pullup bars
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I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong