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Some of you remember my previous topic about this girl's BF mouthing off to me on the phone. Basically, I have been sweet talking her while he is at the gym and I was ready to invite her over to "watch a movie" with me when he answered the phone. We exchanged some words, I told him that I was going to fuck his girl, and I challenged him to a battle of honor at a local park nearby.

I told him to show up at 8:00, so that we didn't run into a crowd of people. This park is usually dead, there aren't any actual play areas for kids, just a basketball court and some callisthenic workout racks. I told him to meet me in the shady area by the pullup bars. The thing is, he didn't know what I looked like, and I knew what he looked like because I had seen pics of him from my friend's phone before.

Anyways, I told him to meet me at 8:00PM, but I decided to show up 40 minutes early to scout the place out. Since I told him where to meet me, I knew where he'd be approaching from. So, I dressed in all black, tied a t-shirt around my head, and climbed into a tree near the meeting place and waited for him. Like I anticipated, he showed up at 8:00 on the dot, and was pacing around looking for me.

He was really heated, shadow boxing a bunch, throwing his fists around, talking shit at the air, and he was walking around a lot. I think he wanted me to see how hyped up he was while I was approaching to sort of scare me. Well, that was a big fucking mistake, because the dude wound up pacing just underneath the tree I was hiding in, and I dropped on top of him and tackled him to the ground. Dude never saw it coming. So, I drop onto him, he crumples, and before he can get up, I kick the dude as hard as I could in the ribs. He let out a really loud "OOOMFFFFF", but he was getting up to his feet again real fast. I was glad I didn't pick a fair fight with this guy, because even with the sucker punch he was still in the game!

So, since he was getting up to his feet, I basically sized up how fast he was getting up, took two steps back, and then laid a really sloppy haymaker as hard as I could into his jaw. Knocked him to the ground AGAIN. At that point, I told him that he goes down faster than his GF. Dude got pissed, because now he knew for sure that he was dealing with the guy on the phone. So he bull charges me and knocks me off my feet. He was faster than I expected and he took me off guard. He pulled my ninja mask off my face, and started punching me. Just laying into me, punching me over and over again, even busted my nose open and I was bleeding all over the place. I started calling mercy, telling him I was sorry and he hesitated, so I threw a handful of sand in his eyes and then rolled him over. Got on top of him and started giving him the same medicine he was giving me, left and rights right into his face, broke his nose open and then I grabbed him by both ears and headbutted him straight in the face.

I got up, and he was down, so I kicked him a few times, and he wasn't getting up. Then, I spat on him, and took my phone out and took a picture of him.

I told him it was a good fight, but he got his ass kicked just like I said he would. I told him that this doesn't settle ANYTHING, and that I'm still going to be talking to his girl. He told me that if I don't back off from her, he's going to find where I live and shoot my place up, so I kicked him as hard as I could in the jaw and knocked the dude clean unconscious.

I got home, and I don't look too bad. Outside of the bloody nose, I look way better than he did when I left him. His GF is probably going to dump him for being a hotheaded low life that starts fights with her friends.