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TopicReminder that Ganondorf just wanted to Make Hyrule Great Again >_>
NeonOPPAl
03/26/24 3:42:47 AM
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-Got rid of all the skeletons that wander around at night attacking people in Hyrule Field
-Kakariko Village got an economic boom and had more immigrants move in
-There's an abundance of plant life in Kokiri Forest now, especially since the important Deku Tree suddenly died all those years ago
-Stopped the Gorons from eating through Death Mountain, thus decreasing the risk of avalanches from their carelessness
-Water from Zora's Domain now feels cold and refreshing instead of tasting like King Zora's ass and balls
-Protected the border and stopped those dirty Gerudos from coming in and stealing all the Hylian men
-Hyrule's main export of Lon Lon Milk is booming. Lon Lon Ranch is in its most profitable year yet

The only bad thing is that Market Town got destroyed when the traitorous former King Hyrule was fighting Ganondorf and the drought in Lake Hylia seems oddly severe this year. But both those things were out of his control >_>

MHGA!

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