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I was leaving for a flight to Disney World in 15 minutes, but I hadn't showered yet. Worse still, I was addicted to my video game and couldn't stop playing.

The video game was a fictionalized version of Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts with backgrounds similar to Capcom's Magic Sword. It also had an alternate opening cutscene to the princess being abducted by a demon.

In this version, Knight Arthur and the princess were at the theater; he in a tuxedo and she in a dress. Then, a devil-horned professor of the occult sneaked up behind him and knocked him out with a blow to the back of the head using a metal helmet. Afterward, he carried the princess away in his arms.

Suddenly, the video game turned into a movie with a visual aesthetic very reminiscent of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead sequels.

There was a good professor, a cowardly comic relief who acted as foil to Arthur, who was forced into a duel with the evil professor. They were in an arena surrounded by skeletons. The good professor was throwing rocks at his evil counterpart, but the devil professor blocked them with a shield. The bad professor then pulled a trigger on the handle of his shield which caused skeletal hands to reach out from the shield and knock the good professor onto a conveyor belt of bones. Before the conveyor belt could lift him up into the waiting arms of a skeleton, the good professor managed to roll to safety and hid under the conveyor belt. When the bad professor bent down to look for him, the good professor sneaked up behind him and hit him in the back of the head with a large rock.

The wicked professor fell onto the bony conveyor belt which carried him into the waiting arms of the skeleton at the top. The skeleton held him in place for another skeleton who shot and killed him with a bow and arrow.

And I just realized that the conk on the back of the head was karmic punishment for him doing the same to Arthur earlier in the theater.