I used to be quite the fan of Subway. I haven't been in alright around ten years, for two reasons: 1. I just found better sandwich shops. 2. The "Five dollar footlong" promotion which was a boldfaced lie.
But you know, I could totally go for a ham and egg on flatbread a couple days a week, if it were free. Swapping it out for a cold cut combo or a meatball sub on the remaining days doesn't sound too bad either, since I'm getting paid for it.
A part of me wants to asked how long I have to do this for, but honestly, I'm kinda thinking even if it's the rest of my life, I'd be ok with it.
Now, I'm also assuming--and this is no doubt a hilariously unsafe assumption--thar the quality has not degraded in the last decade. Which I probably shouldn't assume, but I'm doing it anyway.