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TopicC/D: Force Awakens is a nostalgia pandering mess
mybbqrules
03/15/24 8:41:25 PM
#105:


JTilly posted...
Absolutely awful movie, same with The Rise of Skywalker.

TLJ only and Rogue One are the only half decent Disney SW films
I still can't believe people think the Last Jedi is good.

3/4 of the movie is a low speed pursuit between two ships while the main characters are off on a side mission that supposedly has massive ramifications for the chase and ends up being a giant nothingburger.

Princess Leia in space was dumb. So was Admiral Fucking Akbar dying in literally that same scene to absolutely zero fanfare.

Poe's your mom jokes.

The giant ship with massive cannons decides to target the almost empty stationary base on the planet's surface instead of literally the FLAGSHIP OF THE RESISTENCE FLEET that is simply...sitting there being loaded with high ranking resistance members and personnel, just waiting to be vaporized.

The bombing run was dumb as fuck. I know what it was meant to invoke, but since TIE bombers have existed for 50 fucking years it makes no sense to have big, slow, cumbersome bombers. Plus, are the bombs magnetic? How exactly do they "fall" out of a ship with no gravity?

Another weird space thing. Why does Snoke's ship lob projected energy attacks at the rebel ship? There's no gravity in space, those shots would just fly away on whatever trajectory they started on.

And anyone bitching about callbacks in the other movies shouldn't ignore the ones here too, especially the salt planet/Hoth/walkers scene.

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