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electricbugs2 posted...

I know stories like this are supposed to be funny, but its kind of depressing when you think about it.

The fact that he kept bringing it back shows that deep down hes probably a decent person who turned to criminal activity out of desperation.

...What? No, that's not probable at all, or else he'd have only done it like, once or twice. What it likely means is that he wanted to keep being able to steal, and just.. Never returning the van would have meant they would have notified the police, and he would have been caught quicker. He wasn't returning it out of the goodness of his heart, he was returning it to cover his tracks and prolong the amount of time that he could continue to steal.