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Interview with Kristy Paterson, the sad oompa loompa

https://www.vulture.com/article/glasgow-sad-oompa-loompa-interview.html

When the first round of kids came in Dont get me wrong, its still an incredibly, shockingly bad set, but we did our lines and everything well. We just had a bit of fun with it. I dont know how else you can put sprinkles on shit, but we were trying to be the sprinkles on shit.

In the exact moment of the photo, theyd told us to abandon the script. They had this Jellybean Room, but they eventually ran out of jelly beans. I was already rationing the jelly beans to three per kid, and that was me being generous. I wanted to give the kids all the candy. So we had no jelly beans, and people were coming up to me. It was just humiliating. I was starting to get angry. The other Oompa Loompa came over at this point and I went, Where is everyone?! Why am I left here on my own?! Where is everyone else?! You know how they talk about me contemplating my life? This is me contemplating my life.

I love her