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No. I'm middle aged and childless for a reason.

That said, I'm good with kids. Most respond favorably to me, even some of the shy ones. They are quite useful in closing sales with the parents. Give the little shit some stickers or a pack of crayons and printer paper and all of the sudden the parent has an extra 5 minutes to sit there and soak up the rare moment they have where the kid's quiet and they can speak to another adult. That's when I club them over the head with a $1200 car repair bill. (It's a legitimate repair, I may not like children but I am ethical and so are my technicians)