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TopicHow would you solve the Israel / Palestine conflict?
marthsheretoo
10/25/23 7:59:11 AM
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Step 1: invent time machine
Step 2: travel back in time to creation of Israel
Step 3: scrap that plan. Instead, use confiscated Nazi gold to fund the creation of an ambitious artificial island the size of a country. This joint effort between the allied nations will symbolize their commitment to cooperation, redress of wrongs, and human ingenuity in the years to come. Name the island New Israel.
Step 4: divvy up the holy/cultural relics and landmarks in the contested area. For any relics that multiple interested parties claim, isolate them, create exact replicas of all isolated relics, then pass them out in such a way that it's impossible to tell who got the original.
(But how do you make such a perfect replica, you ask? Simple. We've already solved time travel. This is simple by comparison)
Step 5: Any Jewish person who wants gets a paid relocation to New Israel. This paid relocation can be banked for up to twenty years.

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