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Casual Birder Playthrough (con't part 3):
-Birds fly off with their towel and their clothes. Uh. I take a picture I guess?
-The game flashes HOW DARE YOU so apparently I was not supposed to do that very obvious thing. I dunno game, I just littered to summon a garbage bird. I thought I could snap a pervert shot and summon a pervert bird.
-I go to talk to the girl and shes like this is the worst first date ever! Yeah, two pervert photographers arent the norm on your dates, huh?
-They want me to go find their clothes, but Im afraid if I leave them alone with this guy Ill come back and their bodies will be bobbing in the pool
-I go back to the goose and he does not have their clothes. Bummer. That would've been a pretty funny reference, I think.
-I check the other direction and find the summit of the mountain, with a fan I can put something on (?) and some guy at the top saying hed give his VERY SPECIAL CAMERA to whoever is standing next to him when he snaps the picture of the bird king. Ok, but isnt that what Im trying to do? I cant just help you do it, man. Get your own indie game.
-Theres another photographer I find that is also weird as hell and talks in WeIrD pUnCtuATiOn and fonts and hes apparently scared birds into hiding into their ponds. Is everyone besides me in this game that photographs birds a weirdo? Maybe the bad birder were right and everyone else in this town needs to be bullied.
-Please do not throw items into the pond. Screw you you dont tell me what to do.
-I throw worms into the pond and BAM new bird. Youre welcome bird pervert.
-Ok so I find one of the Pearly Eyed Thrashers and she wont let me through. She does mutter something about Cozumel being a jerk and not letting her GAZE upon her crush so it sounds like another photo themed puzzle.
-None of the random people I have photos of so far work. Or birds. So we can eliminated people and birds from her crush list.
-Oh wait, duh. I bet it is the tired lady who wasnt getting any coffee! Someone mentioned the bad birder always gets two cups and then the bait shop lady complained no one brought her her coffee today. Let me try that.
-Yep that worked. I AM A GENIUS. Fairly fun puzzle imo.
-Gray is now staring at a photo of her BELOVED and apologized to me. And I didnt even need to yell at her that she was a human.
-Also I found the towel hanging on the telephone lines AND I got it down by throwing worms at the birds on top of it. Im just flying along.
-SO the one who isnt Gray and Cozumel is standing guard in front of the base and says she has NO WEAKNESSES. I show her the nude photograph I took of the two people on the date and she doesnt even blink or call the cops. Jeez. Shes gonna be tough.
-Going down further I find the beach and the candy-coated crabswiper. Whats better than watching these things splash around in the surf? Haha I love it. Especially when they run for their lives from an oncoming wave! Haha ahh! Uh oh were we the bad birder all along?
-Theres no nudity allowed on this beach. What about pictures of nudity I took without permission? Oh, thats not allowed anywhere? And youre calling the cops? Fair enough.
-Theres some muscly guy on the beach whos like Im out of your league, baby boy. Why does everyone here think I want to smooch them?
-I get butter on a stick from the vendor here. I throw it and it does nothing, shockingly.
-I wonder if this place is so big on bird watching because they cant do anything more active than that on account of all the butter in the veins.
-I find a note in the lighthouse which might be a hint? e oo claims weakness lies not on es shelf. For shorely has failed to lay eyes on es self. No clue.
-Oh. Wait. A mirror. I got to find a mirror!
-Oh. Wait. Im a bigger idiot. Just take a picture of her.
-That works but it doesnt work. Its only phase one. Then shes like well Im better than you! and is unimpressed by my 12 species photographed. So I likely got to bump that up some more.
-A lot of introductory lighthouse material in the lighthouse which makes me worried for the person working here.
-The screens over here are all dark but I can see some stuff. Like a sea captain in a rowboat. Some captain!
-He gives me useful rhyme based clues though! One is about the coffee store which I already figured out, one is throwing the butter for the sea bird which I was already told about and the third is something that I cant remember. Im sure it wasnt important.
-I check out the cave and there is a box I can blindly inspect. I find a crank! Thats sure to be useful.
-Hm I can light up the back wall with torches, but it doesnt really show anything else I didnt already blindly stumble upon.
-I lure down the sea bird with butter and it does NOTHING. Well, I mean, I get the seabird and take its picture, but it doesnt have anything with it. Wheres my fancy camera?
-Theres a mom and baby here and the mom remarks about how fast here baby is growing up and where did it get clothes from. does your baby usually not war clothes? Because thats just a you thing, lady.
-I steal the babies clothes and the mom doesnt even try to stop me. GIMME THAT.
-Well I guess Ill go play with this crank I just found. That is both the next thing Im going to do in the game and the thing I said when my Playdate arrived in the mail.
-There was slot at the lighthouse and the cliffs, but Im closer to the lighthouse so Ill go there first.
-I put it in the lighthouse and then I think my game freeze for like a solid minute. Turns out, no, I just need to turn my crank on the Playdate to turn the crank in the game. I am not a smart person.
-Oh! I find a bird. And it is that damn thief bird. When I shine light on it, it drops that fancy camera I was supposed to nab earlier. Hooray!
-Ok. Time to take pictures of all the birds in the dark. The one nesting next to the lighthouse? Check? Owl in the tree? Double check? Bird flying around the cave? TRIPLE CHECK. I am killing it.
-I can now explore the cave using the night camera to find torches and light them up. I find two more birds this way. One is a damn bat, which is not a bird. I should be disqualified for birding for putting this in my bird book. It would be like if I entered a cake making competition and presented the judges with a chicken pot pie.
-Uh. Theres a man living in the cave down here. More perverts? Crazy psychopath? Bat-man? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
-18/27 birds got at this point so hey, I think Im entering the home stretch! I have also explored every area to the fullest now I think, with nowhere else left to go but into that secret bad birder HQ area.