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Topic	The worst crimes you can commit when cooking pasta.
HANGtheDJ_86 07/30/23 5:25:06 PM #25:	ArsGoetia posted... one time i tripped carrying the pot of spaghetti to the sink to strain it and poured the boiling water all down my shorts boiled my penis kinda sucked the ER here didnt have a burn unit so i had to go to the one in the inner city like gunshot victims and shit waiting to be seen but they wheeled me right in bc the admitting staff thought it was so horrifying it only hurt for a few hours (morphine on a drip that real shit) and i had no lasting damage and got like 2 weeks off work plus i got pasta gangster street cred now I had kind of a similar thing happen. Only I was cooking ramen and I had a seizure. Looks like me and you are destined to be noodle burn buddies. --- I feel well put <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:975158606] in The worst ... [t:80523675]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>one time i tripped carrying the pot of spaghetti to the sink to strain it and poured the boiling water all down my shortsboiled my peniskinda suckedthe ER here didnt have a burn unit so i had to go to the one in the inner citylike gunshot victims and shit waiting to be seen but they wheeled me right in bc the admitting staff thought it was so horrifyingit only hurt for a few hours (morphine on a drip that real shit)and i had no lasting damage and got like 2 weeks off workplus i got pasta gangster street cred now</quote>I had kind of a similar thing happen. Only I was cooking ramen and I had a seizure.Looks like me and you are destined to be noodle burn buddies. --- I feel well put</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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