GameFAQs is dying so hard, maybe Fandom is threatening people and forcing them to post in a desperate attempt to save the site. He might have someone standing behind him right now holding a gun to his head demanding he respond to at least 20 topics a day or they'll shoot.
Rexcrk, blink three times if someone's holding you hostage.
Or just type your next post with unnecessary capital letters spelling out HELP ME so we know to call the police.