LogFAQs > #973687061

MightBeOverSoon posted...

I see a lot of topics from a couple users in particular that have me wondering. How many of you are wasting your lives mindlessly acquiring whatever hot new thing your corporate overlords tell you to?

Were you really excited about baby Yoda?
Do you collect plastic/resin?
Do you eat a lot of garbage and find yourself looking forward to the next fad from Burger kink or whatever fast food joint?
Do you spend more than two hours every day staring at a screen for enjoyment?
Do you have no productive hobbies?
Do you regularly spend less than 3 hours outdoors in a day (inside a vehicle doesn't count as outdoors)

If you answered yes to any of those questions, it's probably yes.

No
No
Yesno
Yes
Yes but currently in a state of utter laziness and constant drunkenness
Yes

Thanks for parodying me. I don't think know what consumerism is.