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Topic	Scarlet Ranks 52 Characters from 52 Sessions of the DCRPG Campaign: Part IV
scarletspeed7 05/07/23 4:45:42 PM #39:	#38 - Crazy Shy Lolita Canary https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAOJ0pAADbBg.jpg Oh this ranking makes me feel so shy... Crazy Shy Lolita Canary or Shy Crazy Lolita Canary (depending on the day) was a member of Super Young Team and the owner of the Canary Superstore. Always desiring a larger amount of social media influence, Canary betrayed her teammate Shiny Happy Aquazon and announced that she was dating Singing Dairy Girl during Shiny Happy Aquazons engagement livestream, propelling herself to the number one trend on Twitter for a brief moment before Thom Kallor pulled Burrito out of his ass. Now, Canary is obsessed with her superstore in Z'onn Z'orr, a location that, once a week, can unveil a new product for the party to purchase if they so desire. Fluttering about within the confines of her new, growing department store, Canary is money-hungry and obsessed with sealing any deal thrown her way. The Canary, the soulless bloodthirsty commercial vampire that sucks every bleeding dollar dry from her customers until they have to take out loans in order to serve as her functional capitalistic pay pigs, is pretty cool. I mean, she's almost unscrupulous, and a lot of charm comes from being a tiny diminutive China doll who relies upon the carefully crafted, focus-tested persona to smooth over any morally repugnant wrongdoings. I love it. The Canary can't be blamed really for being the Canary. She was designed to be what she is - but that's not stopping her from relishing the success her perfectly designed brain provides. Now, can the Canary stop Darkseid? Fuck no. Not a chance in Hell. Frankly, I'm not even sure she necessarily provides a positive impact on Castling. But boy, it's going to be entertaining as hell to find out the upshot of all these machinations, the wheelings and dealings, the cute puppy dog eyes and the springy pigtails. Spirit may be enabling a sociopath, but as far as sociopaths go, you have your Jokers, and you have your Shy Crazy Crazy Shy Lolita Lolita Canarys. I'd rather live in the world where the latter reigns supreme. But... will she actually reign supreme? Shiny Happy Aquazon stands in her way. Can the good witch overcome the evil one? Or is this an Aliens vs . Predator situation... no matter who wins, we lose. Our at least our pocketbooks do. But if losing means we'll get to witness a six-inch winged girl battle against sentient horses made of carrots and Patroklos' nibbling curiosity, then I guess defeat ain't half-bad. #37 is our third-highest ranked undrafted! But maybe should be fifth, after some due consideration. --- "It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful <cite>scarletspeed7 posted [p:973324494] in Scarlet Ra... [t:80434026]...</cite> <quote>#38 - Crazy Shy Lolita Canaryhttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAOJ0pAADbBg.jpg Oh this ranking makes me feel so shy...Crazy Shy Lolita Canary or Shy Crazy Lolita Canary (depending on the day) was a member of Super Young Team and the owner of the Canary Superstore. Always desiring a larger amount of social media influence, Canary betrayed her teammate Shiny Happy Aquazon and announced that she was dating Singing Dairy Girl during Shiny Happy Aquazons engagement livestream, propelling herself to the number one trend on Twitter for a brief moment before Thom Kallor pulled Burrito out of his ass.Now, Canary is obsessed with her superstore in Z'onn Z'orr, a location that, once a week, can unveil a new product for the party to purchase if they so desire. Fluttering about within the confines of her new, growing department store, Canary is money-hungry and obsessed with sealing any deal thrown her way.The Canary, the soulless bloodthirsty commercial vampire that sucks every bleeding dollar dry from her customers until they have to take out loans in order to serve as her functional capitalistic pay pigs, is pretty cool. I mean, she's almost unscrupulous, and a lot of charm comes from being a tiny diminutive China doll who relies upon the carefully crafted, focus-tested persona to smooth over any morally repugnant wrongdoings. I love it. The Canary can't be blamed really for being the Canary. She was designed to be what she is - but that's not stopping her from relishing the success her perfectly designed brain provides. Now, can the Canary stop Darkseid? Fuck no. Not a chance in Hell. Frankly, I'm not even sure she necessarily provides a positive impact on Castling. But boy, it's going to be entertaining as hell to find out the upshot of all these machinations, the wheelings and dealings, the cute puppy dog eyes and the springy pigtails. Spirit may be enabling a sociopath, but as far as sociopaths go, you have your Jokers, and you have your Shy Crazy Crazy Shy Lolita Lolita Canarys. I'd rather live in the world where the latter reigns supreme. But... will she actually reign supreme? Shiny Happy Aquazon stands in her way. Can the good witch overcome the evil one? Or is this an Aliens vs . Predator situation... no matter who wins, we lose. Our at least our pocketbooks do.But if losing means we'll get to witness a six-inch winged girl battle against sentient horses made of carrots and Patroklos' nibbling curiosity, then I guess defeat ain't half-bad.#37 is our third-highest ranked undrafted! But maybe should be fifth, after some due consideration. --- "It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human." ~Victor Frankenstein, Penny Dreadful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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