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Topic	Just saved myself like $300
Gremlynn 04/26/23 11:53:17 PM #4:	remember, the tooth fairy doesn't do house calls in adulthood, but she DOES still have a claim to your teeth. To avoid risk of being abducted by the fae and having the calcium leached from your bones in eternal agonizing torment within the faewild before you are returned moments later to the mortal realm as retribution for depriving the tooth faerie of her prize, you need to place your wisdom teeth within a mushroom circle before the week is out. Do not return to the circle looking for compensation. Getting to keep your bones is your reward. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized." <cite>Gremlynn posted [p:973100851] in Just saved... [t:80425167]...</cite> <quote>remember, the tooth fairy doesn't do house calls in adulthood, but she DOES still have a claim to your teeth. To avoid risk of being abducted by the fae and having the calcium leached from your bones in eternal agonizing torment within the faewild before you are returned moments later to the mortal realm as retribution for depriving the tooth faerie of her prize, you need to place your wisdom teeth within a mushroom circle before the week is out. Do not return to the circle looking for compensation. Getting to keep your bones is your reward. --- "Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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