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papercup posted...

Red states are passing all kinds of shit that is blatantly unconstitutional, because their activist judges on the supreme court will uphold them. Sometime this decade we are going to see a supreme court case so disastrous, it will be our generation's Dred Scott decision and tear the country in half. It's inevitable at this point.

I wonder if I can predict the case you're referring to. Below are some of my guesses.

• It becomes legal for children to purchase, possess and carry firearms so that "they can be protected in case of a school shootout".
• Homosexuality becomes a crime again, but a loophole allows gays and lesbians to exist if they become transgender.
• Public schools now include mandatory Christian studies and baptism, and confirmation is required to graduate from high school.
• Land owners are now required to pay taxes to a Christian Church of their choice.
• Extramarital sex is now a crime, but a loophole allows rape victims to marry their rapists to avoid prosecution.
• All hate crime laws are now abolished.
• Marital rape is no longer a crime again, and domestic violence becomes justified in cases where the wives refuse to obey their husbands.