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I don't have kids but my oldest niece is gonna turn 17 or 18 soon I think. Not really sure. I can't remember exactly how old I was when she was born. I know I was mid 20s. My stepsister and her ex (niece's father) lived with our parents briefly at that time and I was between college and initial post-college job at the time. I used to drink with them both (though one would always stay a bit more sober in case my niece woke up and needed anything) and one time, I heard a mosquito over the baby monitor and was like "fuck mosquitos. I'm not letting her get bit! " and I went into their room. I found the mosquito. It was hiding underneath the crib, hanging from it. I killed it without waking her up. I've always been quite proud of that. One time though stepsister and ex got into a fight and he flipped out and smashed his car up a bit and a neighbor called the cops. I was wasted and lied to the cops about that even though I apparently had no reason to >_> (which was according to them. One said "you said you weren't drinking but you obviously have been and this is your house and you're of legal age so I don't know why the fuck you would lie about that." He didn't follow up so I just remained silent and they left. I had already been ready to pass out for the night so I just didn't want to deal with any shit.

and I'm older than both of youse lol

(but not older than questionmarktarius. Pretty sure he has all the rest of us beat)