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run into some small bird enemies. very weak

then I run into a big bird with 2 small birds. lots of hp but seems doable. then I attack it and the small ones reflect all the dmg I gave to myself. wtf

then it creates a copy of itself. wtf. I run away

I look online. the small ones always reflect arts but not physical attacks. the big one doesn't reflect but has huge physical defense. that's a cruel setup

round 2. I take a more precise approach. first skewer the small ones with my weapons, then burn the big one to a crisp with fire magic

I... just dealt 1710 dmg to a bird. stacked clock up and morale on Joshua, got a crit turn and used 5x elemental advantage. And this is chapter 1. I think this is one of those games with the crazy numbers.

we arrive at the military base. general dick is not there

a very gay dude is in the bar, though. I also know he's the next party member due to my uncontrollable self spoiling tendencies. I didn't know he was that gay, though

or a pansexual, I guess

general dick arrives, we go meet him, and pan dude starts following us. I'm just wondering why, but estelle asks it 2 seconds later. he says he just thinks they are interesting. Estelle activates the High Font of Doom and kicks him out with a "shoo shoo". Lame.

soldier: "plz dont go wandering in other places" me: "why, I'm insulted you even think I would CONSIDER that".

there is a jail on the floor below. I give it 90% chance we will be imprisoned there. and 89% pan dude will be the one to break us out.

We meet General Dick. he can't know we are bracers no matter what

Estelle rolling deception checks but getting a -10 modifier every time she does is a marvel to see. It's like watching a horror movie.

she eventually rolls a nat 1 and we are kicked out. then just as I think estelle is about to make things worse, Schera is the one who explains in precise detail to General Dick why he is well, a dick.

but before he sends us to jail, pan dude shows up with a lute and starts playing a song to soothe their hearts.
...

I love bards.

Well, I guess that counts as breaking us out.

pan dude introduces himself as Olivier, and promply starts hitting on Schera. He more or less invites himself into the party. I'm not complaining.

he does not think Estelle is fucking material, though. She is VERY not happy about that

our dude sports a gun, better armor than mine, a nice spiral orbment set with 5 open slots, a high ats stat and 2 characters worth of EP. this is gonna be fun.