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TopicI have to start prepping for a colonoscopy
captpackrat
01/02/23 6:01:52 PM
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Have you ever had a colonoscopy?



Starting Tuesday I can't eat any solid foods. I'm only allowed broth, jello, apple or white grape juice, black coffee, tea, and soda. No milk, coffee creamer, orange or grapefruit juice, or anything red. I made 4 packages of jello: lemon, lime, pineapple, and berry blue.

Then Tuesday evening I have to start drinking 32 ounces of Miralax. Assuming I manage to get any sleep at all, I have to wake up at 1:30 in the morning and start drinking another 32 ounces of laxatives.

After 5:30 in the morning Wednesday I can't drink anything, not even water, until after the procedure.

"Your stool should be a clear, urine-like liquid if you have had a successful bowel prep"

Oh dear God.

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