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I said first to 3. So it is A.

You notice how the A and the R are transposed and subsequently laugh. "HAHAHAHA WHO COULD BE SO STUPID? There are no such things as dragons anyway!" You then turn and go on your merry way.

Suddenly a gigantic winged lizard about 100 times your size appears behind you and chomps upon your entire body, swallowing you whole! You black out.

You don't know how much later it is, but you find yourself inside a cavernous tomb lined with scaly green gunk. You fathom you are inside the DARGON's intestines. You examine yourself. You have the following:

1. Your cell phone, which you're using as a flashlight
2. Your wallet, which has $27, two credit cards, your ID, your library card, four reward cards, a stick of gum, two band-aids, a paper clip, a toothpick, a picture of you with your partner, a parking stub you found miraculously, and a two y/o receipt from a restaurant for the best meal you've ever had.
3. Your keys
4. A Swiss Army Knife, which you're pretty happy you brought with you

You're not sure which direction is which. Do you go LEFT or RIGHT?

LeonhartFour posted...

D. Put it in

Funnily enough this is actually where that one was gonna go :X