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I absolutely love spicy things and have been tempted by this.

But this does allow you to tell you about the time where my temptation and stubbornness with spicy things almost meant I never got together with my wife. I bought a jar of carolina reaper salsa which was extremely hot. Because I am an idiot I didn't just try it, I straight up just ate it as as chips and salsa. It was immediately obvious I had made a mistake and you were only supposed to have a few drops but I went 'Well it's in the bowl now, I'm going to eat it all'. I did not anticipate the ramification of eating the sheer amount I did. After about an hour or so it felt like my digestive system was on fire and all I could do is curl up in a ball in pain and try to sleep it off. I genuinely didn't know how long it would take to feel better or if I'd have to go see a doctor.

So anyway, this was after I had gone on one date with my wife. I told her what happened and that I might not be able to make our second date. She thought I was just making up some elaborate lie to blow her off and did not believe anyone would be stupid enough to actually do what I did