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Topic | ~ BCT's Epic 169 Movie Watch-Through (mostly '00s): Topic 1 [THE LIST] ~ |
BlueCrystalTear 10/22/22 12:09:45 AM #70: | Wasn't in the mood to write tonight, so I watched something mindless. Then Firefox was like "FUCK YOU!" to me and froze, so... UGH. 300 (2007) Directed by: Zack Snyder Written by: Frank Miller, Zack Snyder, Kurt Johnstad, Michael Gordon Starring: Gerard Butler, Lena Heady, Dominic West, David Wenham Previous status: Saw ages ago "Madness?! This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Had to go with the iconic quote. Anyway, quick list of things, because I'm not writing all my thoughts in the same level of detail again:
Here's the rest of what I had before btw since I screenshotted it; I was about to fix the "os" to "so"): https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/0/AAR0ZFAADzeg.png Was also going to add about how awesome it was that Gorga skewered Theron for betraying her and projecting his own lies onto her, and the council believed her when Persian doubloons turned up on his corpse. It was AWESOME. Really, I enjoyed the hell out of this movie for what it was. It's something I went in knowing was completely mindless but still was impressed by just how mindless it is. And how much I was laughing and reveling in how violent it got for no reason, when I don't usually like that stuff. It's a visual masterpiece even though there's plenty of green screen and CGI that was probably obvious back then too. All the animals were computer-generated and that made things look... unrealistic. But it doesn't matter. Realism was out the door here. The romantic narration over crazy meathead warriors wielding swords while shirtless is just hilarious to me. And I'm very much straight. This is kind of hard to rate, honestly. It's by no means a grand achievement in storytelling, but it's a great achievement in visuals and ridiculousness, punctuated by some of the performances of the guys. The scenes back in Sparta seem like they're from a different movie, and the contrast actually works wonders. I'll give it a 4/5 - it's definitely something I'll return to if I'm ever feeling like watching something totally mindless and dumb like this, but really only in those circumstances. And for that, it's glorious. @GavsEvans123 you get another nomination! --- Come check out my movie watchthrough topic: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/80167031 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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