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Donkey Kong, Easily

One of the lesser-known facts confirmed by Returns is the property of DK's golden bananas. Specifically, that they are not ordinary bananas, but are contained with a life essence that can bring the inanimate to life, as seen here when used to revive the Tiki Tak Tribe via their leader, Tiki Tong. This can be seen here via Colonel Pluck's weird grape-squashing homage:

https://youtu.be/GEoimj4cKQM

This actively justifies why eating 100 bananas gives DK an extra life; they are life. This is further corroborated by the golden banana in the Golden Temple, which sends DK into nirvana upon tasting it. Donkey Kong does not need light arrows; Donkey Kong is the light arrows. And past his immortality, I've yet to see a non-calamity Ganon who's impressed me enough to beat DK's reflexes. Plus he'll probably be shocked that something is actually gonna hurt.