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I.... I'm back. I don't know how I made it, but I'm back....

As soon as I stepped up to the counter I felt this burning sensation on my face and chest as if someone had lit a torch and pressed it against me. I soon blacked out and what I woke up to can only be described as a hellscape filled with my worst nightmares. This person force fed me tacos containing 99% lettuce and what little meat there was.... was horse meat.

This person kept force feeding me lettuce and horse meat taco after lettuce and horse meat taco, all the while laughing maniacally. And when I wasn't being force fed, I was being shocked with a cattle prod. They also told me my parents didn't love me and they were all out of Baja Blast.

Eventually I blacked out again and when I awoke I was here. Was it all real? Or was it some sort of fever dream. All I know for sure is I'm headed over there to see if Baja Blast is back in stock.