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TopicWould you ever eat 64 slices of American Cheese in one sitting?
Straughan
06/30/22 2:42:39 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Sounds like it would be their fault if he explained the plate was for your mom.

Oh, technically it was. But you had to just be there, dude. My Dad just knows how to press people's buttons. Mind you, he's my stepdad. My biological father was a hothead too, but in a different way.

We were at a baseball game a few years back with my brother and his wife and everyone in our section won free ice cream due to some play/event. Well, we went second after he and his wife came back with some tasty looking cones, and instead of going to the concessions, we went to the redemption stand because I asked an official at the gate where to get the ice cream.

Turns out the ACTUAL free ice cream was a coupon to a local joint that gave you a free cone with the purchase of $5 of anything on the menu.

They almost called the cops on him he was so upset. My brother explained that we could just go to the concession and tell them like everyone else did, but he was too fucking stubborn.

I could take this thread to 500 just giving personal anecdotes over the past 40 years with his ass. He never did lighten up like grandpa. Gonna day butt mad his entire goddamn life. I've never once gotten mad or rude to anyone in customer service or at some store. I honestly don't know where these people get the audacity. One day they're gonna fuck around and mess with the wrong one.

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