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zebatov posted...

If only they actually punished criminals here. One thing Im envious of the US about.

Prison here at leastbwhere i work is an adult daycare. Yeah they gotta follow rules and shit but so do kids in school and if they got decent parents at home too. Most have jobs but it ain't required unless they just badly need to fill a position. Which is rare cause they usually want jobs. It helps reduce their sentence and the food is barely tolerable so they wanna be able to buy stuff from the canteen. These motherfuckers know how to make some shit with what they can get thatblooks and smells amazing.

I've only ever had 1 of many ways of making prison Ramen aka swol at my unit. Shits good. Had a friend that spent a few months in the slammer

Really the only punishment is when you get an officer that wants to be petty. And honestly most of us are too lazy to be petty.

First time in 3 years I decided to pull this one petty stunt. What you do for this one is wait for them to be good and asleep. Wake them up tell them to submit to a search. Have them strip searched then tear through their property. Confiscate even the pettiest of contraband. (For me it was a bunch of permanent markers and the bags they use for transfering) leave all their shit on their bed and walk away (we usually are nice enough to put their stuff back) took dude a hour to put all his stuff back. Specially since I took his bags he had most of his stuff in. Had to figure out how to arrange his stuff now half asleep