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-David grabs a mic. People were worried about him having to work back to back matches, but he's a smart cookie. He's in better shape right now than Bang for dang sure! Her reign of terror ends tonight, in this very match!

-UCA Title: Champion and B8WL and Hardcore Champion Bangladesh DuPree v. Davidponte
David does seem a bit fresher, but Bangy Three Belts is scary as ever. She gets a wrist lock right off the bell, and turns it into a slam. David roars back with a forearm shot, Bang answers with a big suplex. Bang picks up the challenger....but he counters! End of Days! David goes for the UCA Special! .....Bang gets to the ropes, but not before getting stretched a bit. David runs into a big boot. Bit out of Bang's standard playbook, but she rolls with it and adds the big legdrop. 1....2....no! Bang's really starting to flag, she wanted to win there. She goes for the Big Bang, but David slips out. She trips him into the ropes, and hits the 619 for some reason! 1....2....3!
Winner and STILL Champ: Bang

-Bang's 2 for 2, but really slowing down. She's offered a mic, but blows it off, foregoing her usual swagger in favor of rushing backstage to rest up.

Kora is kinda ticked that there's all this attention on Bang and her matches, when the real highlight is gonna be his reclamation of the MoT!

-MASTERY OF TAYBLES: Champion @Strife2 v. Korayashi
Kora grabs a drink from a fan and launches it at Strife, rude. Kora spears him! This could be over real fast, and Kora knows it. He sets up a table on the outside, then climbs back in....except Strife knees him in the head on the apron...knocking him onto and t'rew the tayble! Well then!
Winner and STILL MoT: Strife

-(The next day, Jeff Bezos would mention in an interview that he was a big Kora fan)

-B8WL TITLE HARDCORE: Champion, UCA Champ, and HC Champ Bangladesh DuPree v. Mario
Mario lets her into the ring nicely- they're not on great terms but he's gotta do SOMETHING face-y since she's the one who's already wrestled two barnburners tonight. Bang repays the favor by coming to the ring with a sandwich that she throws in his face, then she headbutts him. Mario tumbles out of the ring, and Bang whips him into the announce table. Mario's right back up, only to get smacked with a chair. Bang tries to clothesline Mario into the crowd, but he flips her over instead. They brawl up the aisle, with the champ getting the better of it. But as soon as some distance is created, Mario runs up and hits a flying head stomp! Mario pins her on the concourse....1....2...reversal!...1....2...3!
Winner and STILL (triple) champion because we can't have nice things: Bang

-Mario can't believe he lost! He HAD her! He's quite upse-THIRTEEN ROCKS! @XIII_rocks has laid Mario out! He tosses the defeated challenger down the aisle stairs and mocks him!