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One time this guy told me a funny joke he was talking to me about how he had taken a plane ride and how before he had gotten on he thought to himself I wonder hows the weather in California going to be like when he says anyways

and anyways he checks in his bags and takes a seat when he spots a stuartress and says i want an orange juice please when the airplane announcer comes on and says this is your Captain speaking, the weather is perfect for flying, well be reaching approximately 35,000 ft in elevation, the weather looks really good in California.. clear skies.. perfect sunny day and whatever

anyways by the end of it the captain thinks he hangs up the microphone - BUT HE DOESNT

He turns to his co-pilot and says you know what I would like right now? I could go for a cup of coffee and a blowjob if I wasnt driving this plane right now and suddenly a stuardess runs up down the passenger aisle to the captains cabin

as she was running by the guy telling me the story goes hhey dont forget my orange juice!!