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TopicCYOA: You are a Magikarp and your grandfather is dying of cancer.
Guns_of_Verdun
09/27/21 12:01:50 PM
#174:


C. Hopefully this Rattata respects authority. I choose you OfficerJenny!

You're still in a lot of pain but manage to quickly grasp your pokeball and hurl it in front of you before the Rattata could reach you.

In a flash of light Officer Jenny appears between you and the charging Ratatta. It leaps right at her and furiously bites with ravenous intent..... Harmlessly nipping at her shoes.

OfficerJenny looks shocked and shrieks.

Officer Jenny: "EEEEEEEEEK! What is that!?"

The two kids giggle at the spectacle.

Girl: "Hahahaha! She's scared of rats!"
Boy: "Geez, isn't she like 40. Little old for that?"

Officer Jenny effortlessly picks up the Rattata with her left hand. It fidgets around but she's holding it so expertly that it can't break free or attack her. She walks right up to the boy, grabs his ear with her right hand and pinches.

Boy: "Hey! Oowowowow! Stop it"

Officer Jenny: "One: It's rude to talk about a lady's age. Two: I'm not scared of rats. I'm appalled by your treatment of this poor pokemon."

Boy: "What? He's fine? A little weak but in tip top shape. I take him to the pokecenter every week! Owowowowow!" Officer Jenny pinches harder.

Officer Jenny: "Pokecenters heal wounds. But look at his nails, his gunk filled horrible teeth, his filthy coat. And his temprament. All rage, no love. No wonder he can't hurt anything. You're not being a responsible trainer and caring for your pokemon."

Girl: "Hahahahaha! She sure told you!"

Officer Jenny: "Young lady, do you find something funny about the way he treats his Rattata?"

Girl: "No miss. Sorry miss."

Officer Jenny: "Imagine if you never got to trim your fingernails or brush your teeth. It would be very uncomfortable would't it?"

Girl: "Teehee, he doesn't brush his teeth."
Boy: "Shhhh! You're embarrasing me in front of the scary old lady! OWowooowww! Sorry sorry sorry!"

Officer Jenny lets go of the boy's ear, puts the Rattata down on a rock, then pulls out a pair of rat clippers from her pocket and trims its mishapen nails. Then she holds it in place and starts scrubbing it's teeth with a paste, cleaning them. It nips at her but to no effect. Then she pours a purple goopey gel on it and massages its fur. The Rattata hates this but is helpless as she gives it a glossy clean coat instead of unkempt dirty hair.

Boy: "D-do you carry Rattata clippers and grooming sets on you at all times?"

Officer Jenny: "Don't you?"

Boy: "Erm... I must have.... Left it at home..."

Officer Jenny: "Always remember it's not just about healing injuries. Your bond with your pokemon and taking care of them is much more important. Now go home. Your parents must be worried sick."

Boy: "Yes mam."
Girl: "Yes miss."

The boy withdraws the Rattata and the two of them run away. OfficerJenny neatly wraps up her grooming kit and puts it back in her pocket. I guess that means... She won? Or they fled? Well either way you're not dead and at least nothing else could possibly go wro-

Officer Jenny: "Eeeek! What's that!? Who would do such a thing!"

She starts running away from you up the shore and after a moment you realize why. She's spotted another injured pokemon.

It's the Tentacool! The one that was brutalized by Bruno! Or Brunolized by a brute. It's sprawled across the shore, only a stones throw from where you washed up and is in even worse shape than you are. It must gotten caught up in the whirlpool too. Officer Jenny rushes towards it and starts cradling it.

Tentacool: "Te?...nta..cool..." (M-mommy?... I'm scared.)

Officer Jenny : "Aww poor thing is seriously hurt. Wild Pokemon can be so cruel to each other. Don't worry little guy, I'll take of you."

What do you do:

A. Let her nurse it to health.
B. Withdraw OfficerJenny and abandon it.
C. Throw a pokeball at it.

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