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wolfy42 posted...

One thing they never mention/use in DnD and other fantasy novels etc, is you could create a portal with an enterance/exit right above/below each other, allow you to basically suck yourself (pock your cock through and it'll come out towards your face.)

In theory you could also set it up to fuck yourself I guess but that would take a bit more work lol. IF you could make the portal connected to something (like a mirror etc) and attach it to your behind, you could have the other end stationary and fuck yourself like crazy.

Since I have not actually read alot of erotic fiction (other then laurrel K hamilton and Anne Rice), this may have all actually been covered before in books I guess.

You could shit out of your mouth

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