House recaps how his leg injury happened to the student doctors without making it immediately apparent he's talking about himself.
House treats qt jailbait model, turns out she's being molested by her dad. Plot twist, she's a dude and she seduced her father to let her do whatever she wants.
House was shot and is in a medically induced coma but doesn't know it.
That one time it really was lupus.
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Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.