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| Topic | Trdl Actually Finishes a Ranking Topic: 65 User-Nominated Finishing Moves |
| trdl23 07/21/21 12:38:14 AM #3: | #65: Grand Calamity Symphony Nominator: @redrocket Character: Zell Source Material: Final Fantasy VIII Scores: Aesthetics: 1 Dominance: 1 Damn: 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXWB5jQ_nuY&t=74s Congratulations, redrocket, on your dubious prize, especially as you specifically said "as portrayed in this video." Did you watch all seven minutes of it, viewer? Because I sure did, praying it would get better, but alas, no divine aid would come to my salvation - or at least get me those seven minutes of my life back. I'm honestly impressed this video managed to make 1 million damage in 12 in-game seconds look so excruciatingly boring. I don't even know what to write up. It's the same two mediocre, unflattering moves, over and over, with way too much of a pause in between them. Yes, I know it's game mechanics, but I don't give a damn why I'm about to fall asleep in my chair. I still can't tell if "Booya" is a short punch or a headbutt given how he staggers after it. Go back to the hot dogs, Zell. Maybe you can spend 12 seconds eating those while I take my seven minutes to put toward self-flagellation for making this topic three years late. "Damn" doesn't count toward the category rating when I say it at the move and not about the move. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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