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Pictured here, a leaked screenshot of the cast of Danganronpa 4. Played a lot yesterday, so enjoy this long write-up.

After the chapter break, we check in on the super friends: Will Powers, Penny, Lotta, and Nicole, hanging out at the film lot. Theyre having some sort of nonsense argument, of course, until Lang, Edgey, Gummy, Kay, Courtney, and John show up. Lang summarizes the facts of the case, and we finally get back to talking about Courtney and the President being caught on camera, which feels like an eternity ago.

Lang commands John to tell us what happened last night, while he was here practicing his lines. At first, John claims to not know anything about the murder, monster tracks, or giant falling Moozilla head. But Lang, for once, actually notices something important: the zipper on the Moozilla suit is open in Johns rehearsal video, but zipped up now. Lang argues that Courtney pushed the President off the building, and hid the body in the suit, with John letting her into the studio lot. Meanwhile, Courtney is still being mum about why she went to talk to the President in the first place. I start to get a sinking feeling in my stomach that my joke about them being lovers may have actually been right - Di-Jun is most likely John's father.

When we examine the Moozilla suit, we see a bunch of dirt inside that matches the kind of dirt found on Blaises gloves. Blaise was here digging when he was interrupted by John's rehearsal and he quickly hid in the Moozilla costume. This solves the Moozilla print mystery; EXCEPT Lotta insists that them there's Moozilla prints. Lotta is proof positive that facts dont matter, science doesnt matter, and that we will never achieve herd immunity. Lotta is basically Qanon at this point. So we have to spend a few minutes explaining to these yokels why theyre morons. Gourdy was a camera crane (called it). Well that was easy.

We get the autopsy report confirming that the President was crushed. Before long, it's Mr. Analysis time once again. Joy. This time its really quick, because we see the President, shirtless, in the top right corner of the video. Maybe he was skins in a midnight basketball game? Later on, I realize he wasn't shirtless, it's just that the President's buff physique and tight suit just make him always seem shirtless.

John admits that the Moozilla head falling was his fault, because he turned on the heater which caused the head to fall. When he came back from calling his mom, he saw the head and the body. The problem is he took the head apart and put it back on the roof, so he was covering it up. We question him about the body, and John is secretive about the yellow stain, because its his p***. He p***ed on the president. Courtney objects, explaining that it is Lion Lily pollen. She brought him flowers the other night. The flowers got crushed on his body, and John threw the bouquet away.

All this certainly backs up the claim that John accidentally killed his estranged father with a giant cow head. Edgeworth suggests that Blaise was also here, so he could be the killer. Its okay. We dont have to introduce new characters; we can just keep re-using the old ones. It took a while, but Lang finally goes into more detail about the SS-5 incident: 12 years ago, the President of Zheng Fa had been kidnapped and held for 100 million dollars (which was a lot 12 years ago I guess: chump change now!). Also a witness died Jack Cameron, director of Avatar. Zheng Fa paid the ransom, and got the President back. The main suspect, Patricia Roland, was found not guilty. Langs dad resigned.

But what really happened? Find out next time.

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