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LightningAce11 posted...

Bodied in yet another fighting game. Why do all these lolcows suck at games?

I don't know about other cows, but in DSP's case it's because he is lazy, hates playing video games, has chosen to focus on begging over gameplay, and has diminished mental and physical reflexes due to years of an extremely isolated and sedentary lifestyle. Beyond those reasons, there is no impetus to play well (other than his own ego, which in this case takes a backseat to his laziness). I doubt his whales would contribute more if he were better at games.