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TopicDrinking Topic 54: It Was The Blurst of Times.
Johnny_Nutcase
05/04/21 8:15:47 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I might freak out my new neighbor, rip tomatoes off of the plant, slam them into my face and howl like a wolf. Maybe he'll move out.

I'm being such an asshole about this too, guy seems real nice, puts his hand up to wave when he sees me, I wave back and think in my head "Go fall off a cliff."

Like he's given me zero reason to dislike him except the fact that he's here. If I want to sleep naked on my lawn after a night of drinking I don't want some dude calling the cops on me, i'd rather regret it over red ant bites all over my body.

I'm glad I can talk to you guys about stuff like this.

I'd have NO issues with this if your dick is smaller than mine. Then I can drive by waving and telling the old lady "See, it can get worse".

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office
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