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Topic	Florida Man threatened to KILL his BOSS with a CAN OF TWISTED TEA after FIRING!
DragonClaw01 02/01/21 11:49:12 PM #15:	SunWuKung420 posted... Very insightful. If Mike Tyson hit your head while holding a beer can, you definitely die. BASH BASH BASH Yeah, but he probably can kill me with fists easier. Let's say you were entered into a shadow game where you had to fight one of two versions of mike tyson to the death. The first mike just has his fists, while the second mike tyson is dual wielding surgically graphed indestructible cans of iced tea. You are telling me you are more afraid of ice tea tyson because I am not. The cans of iced tea will slow him down and due to the awkwardness of liquid sloshing around and the more dispersed nature will reduce his striking power. furthermore , the cans of iced tea will make him more predictable, since he will be primarily will be doing chopping motions that are easily intercepted by a well placed block. Plus his take down defense has has be drastically reduced. Aluminum mike pales in comparison to iron mike. Aluminum mike is more of a mini boss. So as you clearly can see the can is not only not very deadly, but makes you much less deadly. Fear the man, not the can. --- <('.'<) <(^.^)> (>'.')> Splendiferous <cite>DragonClaw01 posted [p:950182276] in Florida Ma... [t:79258428]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Very insightful. If Mike Tyson hit your head while holding a beer can, you definitely die. BASH BASH BASH</quote>Yeah, but he probably can kill me with fists easier. Let's say you were entered into a shadow game where you had to fight one of two versions of mike tyson to the death. The first mike just has his fists, while the second mike tyson is dual wielding surgically graphed indestructible cans of iced tea. You are telling me you are more afraid of ice tea tyson because I am not. The cans of iced tea will slow him down and due to the awkwardness of liquid sloshing around and the more dispersed nature will reduce his striking power. furthermore , the cans of iced tea will make him more predictable, since he will be primarily will be doing chopping motions that are easily intercepted by a well placed block. Plus his take down defense has has be drastically reduced. Aluminum mike pales in comparison to iron mike. Aluminum mike is more of a mini boss. So as you clearly can see the can is not only not very deadly, but makes you much less deadly. Fear the man, not the can. --- <('.'<) <(^.^)> (>'.')> Splendiferous</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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