Chapter 5 Trial A.K.A. Chiaki Absolutely Breaks My Heart
I say this every time, but seriously Monokuma we dont need the rules here man this is our fifth time.
Monomi straight up staring daggers at Monokuma. The first four murders were fine but this time its gone TOO FAR.
Seriously it seems weird now that she is incredibly angry considering NINE OTHER STUDENTS DIED BEFORE AND YOU DID NOTHING BUT GO YOU STUPID BROTHER AND MAKE SILLY NOISES.
Fuyuhiko: If he was killed for trying to reveal the traitorThat traitor is obviously the killer! They were trying to shut Nagito up! Which would make sense Nagito except literally everyone else also had a motive of please dont blow us up I like how many pieces Im currently in so your logic sucks.
Hm ok so for the first debate Hajime ends up arguing that it likely wasnt torture because Nagitos mouth was covered up. Covered mouth means he cant talk, and not being able to talk means he cant say where the bombs were. Doh why didnt I think of that. That narrows things down a bit, at least.
So if they didnt want to find out where the bombs werethen why kill Nagito? Was it the traitor then? But Chiakis likely the traitor and I really dont think it was her. Sooooo.back to suicide?
Oh dang a rebuttal showdown already? Kazuichi breaking the all-time rebuttal showdown speed record.
Ah and the lack of blood under the tape proves he had the tape on his mouth the entire time. Hajime just flexed on Kazuichis weak argument and bodyslammed it through a table.
Akane: Who cares about the duct tape? We might as well settle this with rock paper scissors. Akane might really be the killer because that is oddly dumb, even by her low standards. Seems almost TOO nonchalant. IM ON TO YOU AKANE
Sonia: However, if they wanted to seal his mouth, they did not need to hurt him with such ferocity Oh dang Sonia thats a good point too. Ok, so why torture Nagito but leave him unable to say anything? Suicide is looking increasingly likely.
OR this feeds into my Nagito let someone kill him theory. So hed do all the dirty work and then the killer would land the final blowsomehow. Trust me it makes sense.
Like I thought, opening the door knocked over the Monokuma cutouts, which landed perfectly on the lighter somehow. Nagito clearly using his ultimate luck skill here combined with his ultimate perfect dominoes champion skill.
Akane was the one who forced the door open to cause the fire. HMMMMMM.
Oh but Akane and her super ears were the one that was like WHATS THAT STRANGE SOUND when we opened the door and heard the panels over the weird hymn. She might not bring attention to that if she was the killer. Downgrade that HMMMM to a hmmmmm.
I dont know the physics here exactly, but I feel like the door wouldnt be blocked by a Monokuma panel. Unless this thing was made of granite, the door would just sort of shove it aside because it was flimsy thin paneling.
Hm. So Chiaki points out that the panel was so close to the door that the killer shouldnt be able to leave. It was the ONLY way to get in or out she says. Couldnt the killer do all the panels but one, leave the last panel slightly inside the door, go outside, and then just stick their arm in to sort of push it into place? HMM? WHAT ABOUT THAT GAME? Maybe I should be the killer next time.
Akane: Does that mean they were hidin inside? Akane, all of us were together OUTSIDE. Together. As a group. At once. Outside. Someone mute her mic this will be easier.
The person who set this up wasNAGITO. GASP GASP GASP. I KNEW IT...I think.
Waitseriously though if he didnt have help how did he get the knife through his hand and his arm tied and hold the spear without someone handing it to him and and and...?
Also this is way too early in the case for the twist to be revealed. Nice try game. Youre not tricking me.
Chiaki: He was the victim, and he was the perpetrator toomaybe. Loving the confidence there Chiaki.
NICE now we get to the point where we figure out how Nagito tied himself up. Thats where Im stuck so please help me, game.
Akanes theory is that Nagito tied up his arms using either his teeth or his penis which surprisingly isnt the dumbest theory shes had so far this case.
OHHHHH the one rope was actually burned beforehand. Duh. Ok that makes a bit of sense.
You know something just clicked for me and I hope Im wrong because otherwise something TRAGIC has happened here and I call shenanagins.
Akane: Hajime, thats awesome! Ill letcha cop a feel if you want! Man dont you love it how girls get all horned up when you go through fire based forensic evidence?
Sonia: Akane! You should not give it away for free! Make sure they pay you first! Ah so we finally find out that Sonia is from the country of Stankonia, the Pimpistan region.
Akane: FineI just gotta get a Benjamin from him before I let him touch me, right? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING CAN WE GET BACK TO THE LITERAL MURDER
Back to the case, the plushie was the missing bit of evidence I couldnt figure out. Nagito propped the knife up using the plushie (explaining the huge hole) and then just slammed his hand down on that. Even Nagitos suicide was insane and complicated.
Ok so I think, if I figured this all out now and I rescind my previous something tragic happened. Nagito filled one of those bottles with poison and when we threw them he was actually poisoned to death. Which would make the killerSonia. She was the one who knew where the bottles were, couldve collaborated with Nagito beforehand so he did all this complicated stuff, and then made sure she grabbed the poison bottle. Or had the poison bottle hidden away somewhere separatelike the military baseso she could just go and grab it right before hand. Sonia is the killer. Book it. THATS A SUPRAK STONE COLD LOCK
Fuyuhiko still isnt happy because he shouldnt have been able to impale himself with the spear. Psh thats the easy part, I figured that out weeks ago.
This does guarantee Fuyuhiko isnt the killer. I doubt the real killer could be like you guys all think Nagito committed suicide well here is why youre WRONG oh shoot oh wait I think I messed up.
Sonia, on why the spear had to be the last thing: If you got penetrated by something so big and thick, you would die instantly! That sound you heard was Kazuichi orgasming. You know, ever since Mikan died, Sonia has jumped into the role of not realizing what shes saying is super dirty very nicely.
She has to be doing this on purpose, right? She might be trying to kill Kazuichi via blue balls.
Kazuichi also doesnt think this is a suicide. Put him on the definitely not the killer pile. Interestingly it is Chiaki and Sonia that seem the most convinced it had to be a suicide. HMMMMMM.
I do not like how Akane keeps calling a penis a front tail. It is not a cute character trait and this is like the third time now.
Fourth time now. One of the writers thought this front tail bit was hilarious and they were wrong.
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